The Story of Sitting Duck

 

Hatched in the late 1700's, the rubber ducky known as Sitting Duck has become renowned mostly for the battle that took his life in the war of 1812.

Sitting Duck was much more than the rubber duck who has become synonymous with 'holding your ground' as he did when he refused to retreat and continued to fight even though his position was hopeless and defeat was assured.

Few historians would argue that one of the greatest rubber ducks of the 19th century was Sitting Duck.  Such distinction was earned for his leadership in the field of seasonal migration.

Sitting Duck, a pure Native American ducky with a lineage that was traced back to the twelfth century, is known to many as the father of the field of Synthetic Waterfoul Migration.

While a radical suggestion at the time, Sitting Duck was the first to propose that both land and water foul (natural or synthetic) should leave their native areas as the colder winter weather approached and seek a few months of refuge in warmer climates.

In his self published work on the topic, entitled "Benefits of Seasonal Migration for Synthetic Waterfoul and others", he called attention to the long overlooked fact that the skin of a healthy rubber duck would become brittle and tend to crack if exposed to excessively cold weather for a long period of time.

Seasonal migration was slow to catch on, regardless of Sitting Ducks thesis.  It wasn't until the late 1800's when the idea of heading to warmer climates became popular with waterfoul.   A few more years for land based foul.

Before Sitting Duck passed away, he wrote numerous other texts on the topic of rubber duck longevity and instruction guides for humans on how to care for rubber ducks as pets.  

Sitting Duck also appeared before the US Senate select committee on slavery.  He was instumental in having language added to the anti-slavery bill that extended the ban on slavery to rubber ducks. 

By 1886, thousands of enslaved rubber ducks were allowed to return to lives as free duckies, all owing their freedom to the work of Sitting Duck.


Rubber Duck slaves on a ranch near Loredo TX in 1845 
a few years before ducky emancipation.

Rubber duck slaves herding cattle near Loredo TX before ducky emancipation. Rubber ducks were quite effective as herders because cows particularly disliked quacking.

 

Sadly, the term 'Sitting Duck' is typically associated with a ducky who takes a defensive stand while in a position that is indefensible. If history was fair, the term would associate with one of our nations most brilliant rubber ducks, one whose efforts improved the lives of all rubber ducks, and those who are ducky in spirit.

 

If you wish to do more research into notable rubber ducks in history visit Rubber Duck Land and click on the Ducky Fun link.

 

Other Rubber Duck resources:

Rubber Duck Land

Ducky Rubber Ducks

The Ugly Rubber Duckling

Ernie's Rubber Ducky Blog

Norma's Ugly Duckling Blog